That sounds like a little piece of heaven... all the discounts with none of the chineesess... wait? That's not racist is it? I mean the chinese drive a hard bargain, they're better at negotiation than I am. Of course I mean as a people they are better. Not individually... I can barter the hell out of a solo chinese merchant. Put two of 'em in a room though and my power diminishes significantly. I would say that China Town is my kryptonite, but then that would represent a public revealing of my secret weakness, and that wouldn't be smart. So disreguard immediately and shop with reckless abandon.
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That sounds like a little piece of heaven... all the discounts with none of the chineesess... wait? That's not racist is it? I mean the chinese drive a hard bargain, they're better at negotiation than I am. Of course I mean as a people they are better. Not individually... I can barter the hell out of a solo chinese merchant. Put two of 'em in a room though and my power diminishes significantly. I would say that China Town is my kryptonite, but then that would represent a public revealing of my secret weakness, and that wouldn't be smart. So disreguard immediately and shop with reckless abandon.
And was there a sign next to it that said "We're not Vietnamese but we're giving out pedicures"?
Wait...THAT'S not racist, is it?
I wasn't aware that the Chinese are prone to sales.
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