Saturday, May 19, 2007

Mexican Justice


¡Special Matt Agard guest author appearance!


Thinking we were over a bout of food poisoning, Mary and I embarked on an eight hour van journey through the part of Chiapas that borders Guatemala to get from Lagos de Montebello to Palenque.


The first five hours were relatively uneventful, multiple van changes, beautiful forests, mountains, and rivers intermixed with burned out fields, random men in camouflage with machine guns searching our bags and asking us where we were from, the usual. However, after about five hours, the Pepto I had taken started interacting with the still present food poisoning, and I started feeling nauseous and my temperature started rising. At this point, a different branch of the military (I knew this even in my feverish mind because they were wearing black instead of camouflage) pulled over the van.


After a brief conversation with the driver, the captain of the group asks the kids in front of us where they were from. When he hears Honduras he orders them out of the van. He allows our answer of being from the US to stand, but tosses out three more passengers when they can´t substantiate the fact that they are from DF (Mexico City). About a minute later he tells our driver to leave without the five passengers, but our driver says they haven't paid yet, and forces all of them to pay for the lift he gave them to their execution, exportation or whatever it is that the Mexican military does with people that it considers undesirable in Chiapas.


(Ed Note: This photo doesn´t have much to do with anything, I just thought it was cute.)

5 comments:

Unknown said...

Knew it was gonna happen at some point, but how scary!

nathan said...

i wanna hear more about the food poisoning! :)

Matt, awesome to read your stuff too! Keep on writing. You know, if Mary lets you, you can get your own login and she can add you as a fellow author on the blog in the settings.

Nick Flip said...

Water and white people don't mix in Mexico.

¡No beben la agua, gringos!

Carrie Sandahl said...

Hey friends, still missing you guys big-time. Glad to hear your sickness is subsiding. Are you two tan yet?

Unknown said...

I think we're all going to need to hear more details, especially if you shat your pants. Cuz shitting-your-pants-in-a-foreign-land stories are ALWAYS funny.